![]() All the sacrifices are finally paying off. The intense method training, the workout, the teeth 's his day. It's only 3 lines, but it's the happiest day of his life.Ī rap mogul sits by the pool. Bored with platinum records and clothing lines, he smokes a blunt and ponders his next project. "I know!" he exclaims, "We'll make a movie! All of us.well except Jigga. But all the rest of us!" A nameless groupie who normally doesn't speak interjects, "But Dame! Yaw can't act and outside of Scarface don't know much about good film-making." She stumbles on the last word realizing that it isn't her eloquence with words that keeps her around. "But if anybody can do it, you can!" She quickly recovers. He rebukes her insolence with a stare and continues," Once I get all the fellas together, N.O.R.E., Beans, Cam, Juelz, The Gunz, and my man Kanye it's ready! Lace everybody in RocaWear and State Property gear, (because the importance of saturated product placement is so much more important than a good story and can not be overstated) and just let them be themselves.well their rap images anyway! And one day, my grandkids' friends will sit and discuss with me the importance of my movie and how it impacted their lives, the same way Roots did for my Momma." The entourage sits quietly, reluctant to agree but eager to be on camera. ![]() Finally, they begin to stroke the ego of the man that picked up the tab for the last few years.and a piece of crap is made. It's an American Dream.įans of The Roc will support the movie and may even enjoy it. However, fans of movies and just plain logic may vomit. ![]() I'm hating again, aren't I? Too extreme? I'm sorry. ![]() A little comedy mixed with a little thuggin' almost made it decent. ![]()
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